The Unexpected: Archive

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Best Pickup Line Ever

Guy: Hey, ever heard of a princess?
Girl: Omg, yes.
Guy: Ok, good. Here's my number. Call me if you ever want to be treated like one.

Oct 28th

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Smacked.: If I ruled the world: →

xtracy: I’m going to get rid of religion. Fuck that shit. You people need to learn how to deal with your shit, not just get on your knees and pray that it’ll change. You need to make that change, not fucking ask for it. Miracles might happen and they might not. If they don’t, accept it. Shit will…

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